from now on my penis is your penis
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He's on the porch naked. Help.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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