And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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