I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There's always time for handjobs
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize