Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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