I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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