i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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