I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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