dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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