Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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