At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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