I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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