So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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