Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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