Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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