worst night to have a conscience
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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