How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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