just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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