i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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