I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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