Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
