Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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