I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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