He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We left an ass print on the piano.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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