When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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