Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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