The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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