why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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