in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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