I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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