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• (858): View more from California

  he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'

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  Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  She kept screaming "best case scenario"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged

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• (585): View more from New York

  I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  we f'd six times

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  f'd?

  (206): View more from Washington

  its sunday, i cant say fucked

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.

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