She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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