dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize