I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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