This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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