I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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