i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize