If that was your dad, he is hot
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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