im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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