I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
There was a lot of him and a little penis
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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