is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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