Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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