go do what you do best...puke behind churches
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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