great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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