Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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I love having hate sex.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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