So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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