seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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