This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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