Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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