i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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