And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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