And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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