What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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