I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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