You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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