Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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