sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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