white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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