Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
oh god the rape fog is back!
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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