You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
where am i from again
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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