I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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