Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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