Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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